Dumb Baby Jail Blues

by Jeremy Siegel

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Dumb Baby Jailhouse Blues 02:05
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My momma done left me Alone in the yard So I found this dumb bitch, 'Cause I knew she'd fall hard. I gnawed on her fingers I shat on the couch I swatted the bebe 'Cause he couldn't say "ouch!" I got the blues I got the dumb I got the dumb baby jailhouse blues. She sent me away 'Cause she said I was bad But in ten and four days I was back at her pad. I took all her money For milk and for bread She didn't get groceries She got me instead. I got the blues I got the dumb I got the dumb baby jailhouse blues. I went from a horror With Lovecraftian hands To a world famous kitty With millions of fans. There's a big yard to run in And kids I can slap I'm king of this household And I don't take no crap. But I still got the blues I got the dumb I got the dumb baby jailhouse blues.
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The Ballad of Trashcan Jones 03:36
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From trash to treasure he came To be saved by foster Jesse, He was tiny he was fragile He was totally a mess. But with warmth and love and KMR He healed and he grew; Into a handsome man-cat With important work to do. Yippie-yi-meow! Yippie-yi-meow! Yippie-yi-meow! The mighty Trash Can Jones! He never could imagine When his tiny life was saved That people all around the world Would come to know his name, And gather all together As a joyous, loving throng To celebrate more tiny lives In art and memes and song. Yippie-yi-meow! Yippie-yi-meow! Yippie-yi-meow! The mighty Trash Can Jones! Even tho’ his earthly life was short His legend will live on In the heart of kitten fosters From New Zealand and beyond. One of the greatest cats that ever lived Who moved with style and grace, Paved the way for countless cats Who need a safe, warm space! Yippie-yi-meow! Yippie-yi-meow! Yippie-yi-meow! The mighty Trash Can Jones!
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Deli-Sized 04:18
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DD: Yo, it's what it is. You know they all wish they could be like me. I ain't hatin', but there's only one Deli Department My name is Deli I know you're jelly Of all the love I am gettin' on the internet and guess what? I can't help it if they love me, I'm just too damn cute You know they want to hug me I make Jessa and Steve stay up all night Getting me from trees while I put up a fight They get me inside and make me promise to stay and then The next night I'll do it all over again A baby ain't nothing to me, not even a toddler I'll attack whatever I see, it makes me stronger You say I keep getting sick, what can I say? The sickness of my beats is what makes it okay Alright Whenever you click a react for Deli Department I see all your love, I know what that heart meant Nothing you can do to stop me now The hearts of the world hang on my every meow Tiny violence is my brand The tiny violin is in my hand 'Cause I don't care who I swat, don't care who I bite The internet will always think that I'm right We'll follow your lead, our orange star We know you're gonna go far Stick out your tongue and cross your eyes Everything's gonna be deli-sized Now introducing, my boy, Finny the Cheese Boy: They like to say that we got beef, but I'm only ever hailing to the chief Not hailing to the chimp, not hailing to the chump Finny the Cheese Boy only has the love Not a single brain cell in this head You can't accuse me of being well-read Orange pride, orange love All we oranges rise above So what we aren't very smart? Stick out our tongues, you fall apart Cross-eyed, furry, meme-able Despite all of our faults we are infinitely redeemable DD So here in the end I want to show my love To Finny, and Fanty, and Trashcan Jones May he rest in peace, he done real good He helped Jessa build up this hood New Zealand isn't just about hobbits and Stede Jessa saw the cats and knew there was a need And even though I'm likely to make her life hell I love her just the same, as I sit in dumb baby Jail Yeah, I know, hell and jail don't rhyme I'm an orange, what do you want? We'll follow your lead, our orange star We know you're gonna go far Stick out your tongue and cross your eyes Everything's gonna be deli-sized

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released August 3, 2022

Music by Jeremy Siegel. Art by Richard Hartley. Cat by Jessa Mine. Violence by Deli Department.

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Jeremy Siegel Orlando, Florida

Composer of all manner of music. Multi-instrumentalist. Podcast producer/engineer.

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